As a Vince Carter fan, its a bit disappointing to watch him playing every hard game. It really looks difficult for him to revive the old days... before, a 360-Windmill Jam will be just a regular dunk , now in contrary, even a simple layup looks too awful from a junior varsity. But still VC he's still the best showman ever, it makes me jump seeing him doing the slamdunk even just a mini dunk. Just like revitalizing the old days.
Half Man - Half retired, Half man - Half Disgrace, Half Man - Half Elephant or whatever they're calling him now.. no doubt he still be the spectacular VC that ever played in the NBA as the time goes by and while his youtube highlights continues, he be by the millions fans and cheer on him.. ... Vinsanity!!!!
oh shit... I feel my back got twisted too much...
need to put backache lotion later..
you see the 3's? that's how I champ the Raptors..
oh wait we didn't go to Finals
you know during my prime.. I can steal that ball
and will make you famous for humiliating your self in the national TV
ohh yeahh I love you boy... we should be doing this a lot more ?
WTF there's still a Raptor team in NBA? you got to be kidding me
hey Mr.Carter.. you turn around too much.. the ring is over here
you know if you move closer.. I can put you in the weekly highlights..
and both of us will be famous
what? 0-10fg? I haven't get warm up yet...
easy dirk.. don't push too much the back... my doctor is on a vacation
and no one will fix that
I'm hungry.. can I play later in the 4th and take the last shot?
ouch... did someone hit my face? or I'm just old and senile
give me the ball... don't let me run too much please
ohh yeah.. just like the old days.. this will be on youtube for sure
I feel ridiculous with my pose, but before this is supposed to be
a poster perfect
yes... there's a lot of thing in my mind about my retirement..
like playing in Mavs then to Bulls then Raptors...
a lot of teams I want to go before I retire
how come they able to reach my vertical lift?
no one ever beaten my jump
come on boy... don't let me twist my arms too much...
can you get just get easy on me?
ouch!... did something hit my head?
I feel dizzy.. maybe I need to sleep now
remember Dirk I won the Rookie of the year in our batch..
and you won a MVP through times...
to sum it up.. I'm still better than you and I should be the lead man in this team
hey you over there.. can you give me that ball..
I don't want to stretch my back to pick it up
I don't want to stretch my back to pick it up
damn you Dirk.. I'll steal the bright spot in the Mavs someday..
or maybe not, I'll just gonna wait for your retirement
Graghhhh!!!!!! you will thanks me for this..
you have now something to watch in youtube...
hey Mr.president... no, I'm still playing in NBA and I'm not retired yet..
yeah.. those fool still get me signs... I'm doing great as far as I know
give me a call if your kids want to get an autograph with this poster
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