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Derrick Rose Worst Nightmare hunting him down

Chicago Bulls Funny Moments 2012

nyeahhh!!! you won't get that ball Noah... you can never be good as me

ok its my turn to fart, who will try to beat me this time?

wooohhh..! that's scary... can we do something?

here comes the Drunken Master Dunk... show me your master?

hey, watch out for the ball... wait.. are you touching my ass?

my shining teeth will stun you...

I can't believe even this little fella will humiliate me... huhu.. I'm so useless

that's ugly... no I don't mean the shot.. ''your face

what happened to D.Rose face? is there a string in his lips and the ball

wait Dwight.... this is not  the Bachelor Party as you've promised?
why I see there's drag queens dancing here?

Derrick Rose Funny Photos

Don't look at me.. even you're a guy I'll rape you ... ferociously****

Take off this shirt.. meet me again in the locker room

Ok post this in Facebook and like it if you want me as your MVP

No, don't go over the rim.. 

just pretend you'll be getting the ball so I can shoot

Rose is your homie... 

I'm here... pass it to me.. we will lose anyway...

Ohh yes.. you're right.. I have no rings like you brother

Why you didn't give me the ball.. I suppose to shoot it .. 

I'm your MVP.. its all my game

Everytime we lose its all about me.. I hate you all..

Am I the one who's shooting the last shot and got blocked by Lebron?

Ok I'll explain you things you need to learn that I learn from Mr.Rodman

Stalker : Ohh yes.. I have to capture this moment.. just inches away from Mr.Rose butt..

ohh yes.. I'm gonna tell this to all my friends.. maybe I'll take this moment for my self alone later

lets do the Mickey Mouse dance

what pass the ball? wait I still can shoot this...

This is my gangsta.. tell your homie they'll all be dead soon

Oh yess... I love farting this way

where you going boy... here's my number meet me after the game

Kobe : I hate them Derrick, they say its all my fault.. I'm sucks.. 

hug me tightly Derr.. I need someone to cuddle me

Lebron : Let it go dude.. its not because you have failed .. 

its because you're sucks and I'm the real MVP

I'm listening the Audio Tutorial entitled "How To Steal The MVP"

Yes I'm the MVP? 

Next time I'll be getting the MVP just wait people..

Noah: Stop crying Derrick.. I feel I'm gonna cry too

No I'm not sucks because we lost.. next question please

This shoe will help you steal the MVP.. buy it and be like me

Perkins : So I'll knock down Rose over there let him suffer painfully,

just be quite when we're doing this move

Rose : Hey I'm over here ...

Derrick Rose turns into your USB Stick.. sock (suck) him all you want

Derick Rose : Goodbye My Best Season

Derick Rose got Roasted after Miami Heat blown him down again in crucial game. Its not the best time for him to go to Final, anyway there's always a best again again.. just keep up the same sparks and energy to next season and learn whatever he learned from his mistakes.

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Derick Rose Lessons Learned Notes

D.Rose Lessons learnt after Eastern Finals... 

1. Not because I'm a MVP I can go all the way to Finals 

2. I'm not MJ to win any game in Chicago's Arena

3. I can't shoot over Lebron even I'm a MVP

4. I can't shoot if Lebron is inches away from me

5. Even I have a coach that has Coach of the Year, it can guarantee me a win

6. Being a rookie MVP is not excuse to do the same mistakes, I can't learn from my mistakes.. 

repeating the same mistake over and over

7. I have teammates on the floor that knows to shoot too

8. Lebron is too much for me.. wish Boston won over Heat

9. I'll raise my salary because I'm a MVP now and since Boozer is such a looser

10. If I can't be the next MJ then I'll be the next Lebron