Why it always it has to be about me?
1. They have to change the labels on the Lebron Jersys sold next year...the warning must read-"Beware might cause choking!"
2. Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh are taking CPR classes this summer, just in case LeBron chokes again next season.
3. Have you heard about McDonald's serving the new McBrons? If you eat it during the fourth quarter, you're guaranteed to choke!
4. A beggar asked LeBron for a dollar. He only gave me 75 cents. He never has a fourth quarter.
5. Why does Lebron always work the day shift at Target? Because he hates to close.
6. How come Lebron James did not go to college? He knew he would not show up for finals.
7. What is Webster's new definition of pointless? LeBron James in the 4th quarter!
8. Lebron was supposed to be in the "Fantastic 4" the movie, but he can't make it to that four.
9. Part of the Miami Heat daily practice is How to perform the Heimlich Maneuver in 4th quarter
10.Why Lebron is not allowed to chew any gum in Finals.. he might get choked
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