This document will prove that you are a human..
to nullify all people acquisition against you that you're an allien
wow! your jump shot look perfect in this angle...
Ghandi look alike..
you all bastard.. I'll poo on this Gatorade for not making me play
I stole my team mates shorts in their locker room ..
I love smelling them..
That's six points for my 3's... +3 because I got the style
Hey Lebron... take this.. no ring for you this time..
This trophy is too light... it doesn't balance my other arm
Next season I'll fly to the moon and put a tattoo for it too