All hail to the new Emperor Yao... world will all be mine
Artest : See this guy.. he's laughing even I'm not saying anything funny..
he thinks I'm joking.. I wonder if he understand me....
Artest : I made you a cookie.. but I ate it
Yao : you.. bastard...
Yao : that's my ball it belongs to China
lesson learned you can't dunk over a 7'11 and a Chinese guy
Mami-miya.. there's giant post over me
I ate another Panda.. I'm so bad
Bradly : who's the center in Houston that I need to guard? is this 7'6 guy?
This is made in China so its belong to China...
Yao : I said its Yao Ming... you never learn..
Davis: Sorry "Yawn Me".. it won't happen again..
Yao : Help me Doc I can't feel my legs..
Doc : Ohhh.. that one is my leg...
Don't look at me I'm too shy.. I wan't my mommy
Help me.. this guys want to rape me...
Ohh shit... its the 3 inches Jump dunk... go away for your safety
Doc : Ok yao this will improve your sex activity...
It takes two upside down to block Yao
Miller : come on man.. close your eyes when I kiss you
Somebody stop me.. my feet won't stop..
No I'm not crying.. I'm smiling.. maybe I'm crying too
Oh where's my Kitty!!!... the mafia killed my kitty..
Scola : Ohhh shit.. I wish we have 7'6 center who can score
Odum : hey man.. I hit you in the head not in the Knee.. stop acting..
Yao : Thanks Mr. Jackie Chan.. you're my favourite actor..
Jet Lee : I'm Jet lee you bastard..
Yao : no one can reach my hands... even you add all the people in Spain
Yao : Ohhh shit... you've taken my first kiss..
that's supposed to be for my fiancee
Stop harrasing me.. I can't carry it
This shit is keep on rubbing his bones on my legs.. totally gay
Yao : Its over now.. See how I will use my Kung fu to finish you off... ohhhyaahhh!!!
Battler : ooohhh shit.. I'm doom
Yao : I didn't notice I have a big hands... Its amazing
the 11+1 guys in Houston Rocket
Yao : ohh Mr.Magic Johnson .. I love your game and your time in Lakers..
Jordan : are you kidding me?
Mutumbo : ok one more.. one more.. I'll kiss you and you kiss me alright?
Yao : Ok just one more.. and its over
Yao : I hate this dance... why we have to dance after winning?
Wow.. 3 inches jump with a dunk.. best dunk in NBA
All you guys are not enough ... even you add the bench guys